Last Friday, it took me an hour and 43 minutes to get to my pitch meeting. I arrived exactly two minutes before it started. Today, I was an hour early. WTF LA?
I thought about live-blogging the Oscars, but I could never be as funny as this.
PS. Why do people give a shit about Angelina Jolie’s leg?
Does the Disney Channel Building’s parking garage have an elevator? ‘Cause I can’t find it, and I’m wearing heels.